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October Dress Project: Halfway there

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By the time I post this I will be over the halfway  hump. October is going by super-crazy-fast and I am so happy that decided to participate in the ODP. There’s only been about 3-4 days that I haven’t worn The Dress for at least part of the day and all but one of those days were spent in my jammies cuddled up with a heating pad. (Boo!) A few of my friends view it as their personal entertainment and question me about my look everyday to make sure The Dress is still there. So here’s another list of things I have learned thus far:

1. I have WAY too many clothes. I have only repeated one or two looks in almost 3 weeks. I think it’s time to downsize my wardrobe. Also, why do I have so many pieces of clothing that I don’t like and/or are unattractive?  Less clothing means less money and less laundry. It’s a win win! Part of the ODP is to become aware of consumerism in your life and I have  realized that I’m buying into the consumer worldview. It pains me to admit that I have bought  2 or 3 pieces to go with my dress this month, but I’ve bought things that I love and that I can use in multiple ways. However, it speaks to my shopper mindset that my first reaction is buy new things and not try to shop my closet. This is something I definitely want to work on.

2. Sneaking creativity into the daily grind brings me great joy. So often I feel like my days are just a giant to-do list and I come home to sleep and then begin again. It’s a small thing, but putting together a new outfit each day  has given me something creative to do. Before Piper was born I prided myself on being able to pull together inventive outfits with the things I had in my closet. Somewhere along the way, I stopped taking the time to do this. It’s been fun to get back in the groove.

3. I’m making peace with my body. For about 75% of my life, I’ve hated my body. This is something that I still struggle with and hope to overcome eventually… but the going is slow and often painful. Seeing other women post their not-perfect ODP pictures has been encouraging to me and I’ve been enjoying the positive feedback I’ve gotten on social media and in person.  Many times I feel there is a disconnect between my brain and my body. Subconsciously I think ,  “Brain is good, body is bad.” Choosing to focus on the parts of my body that I do like has been helping. Also, I’ve decided that I don’t need to wait until I am thinner or tanner or taller or younger to have fun with my appearance. I keep repeating to myself “Perfection is the enemy of good.”

4. How I feel (and therefore act) towards my body affects Piper. For better or worse, our daughter’s body images can be shaped at home. As the self-appointed queen of girliness, Piper often focuses on how pretty she looks and what other girls are wearing. I want to be an example to her and I’ve made it my goal for her to never hear me say anything negative about my body or criticize anyone else’s bodies.

I’m enjoying the project so much and I am surprised how quickly the time has gone by. I’m gearing up to get in some more creative outfits before the month is done and I’m thinking about a project for next month. Any suggestions?

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Is it possible to die from fatigue?

What is it about being a working mom that makes you feel so tired all the time? Perhaps its because raising a kid demands physical and mental strength 24 hours a day. Not to mention the fact that you are shaping another person’s life and character and you really can’t afford to slack off when doing something so important. In addition to the “real” job that demands 40 hour weeks plus a 45 minute commute!   I am so tired I can’t even think straight, let alone try to keep my life in some sort of order. Lately my brain is so fried, that instead of thinking, “I could fall asleep right here” I just wonder if anyone has had “pure exhaustion” written on their death certificate.

mommy, Im sorry

But I am pressing on.  I am trying to live purposefully and to take time to be in the moment. Both of those sound like meaningless catchphrases, so let’s boil them down. To me, a good life is one where I am productive and peaceful and my little Pipe is nurtured and fulfilled. My husband feels respected and appreciated and there is a general atmosphere of love. It’s not as poetic but it’s equally true that we need to have clean socks, know where the car keys are, and have at least one roll of toilet paper in the house. I realize that not everyday will be perfect and that some tasks in life just have to be checked off the list. Grocery shopping, poopy diapers, cleaning the bathtub, etc- you have to take care of life in order to have time for the good stuff. But I want to make more time for the good stuff, not just count the hours until bedtime or try to escape by reading all day while Piper zones out in front of PBS Kids.

I love what John 10:10 says; Jesus came that we may have life and have it more abundantly. (my paraphrase and italics) I don’t want to just make it, I need to do more than just survive.  I want to have life and live abundantly. I want Piper to remember her childhood as a time of love, laughter, and discovery. A time of magical time of curiosity,  unexpected joys, and quick comfort from inevitable heart breaks.   I know my house isn’t the cleanest, I know I am not a perfect mom or wife, I will never be the world’s best employee, but if I can create a chaos-free, love-filled environment for my family I will be satisfied.

I am learning that perfectionism can be the enemy of wholeness and happiness. A few months ago, someone told me that I was a true perfectionist. I looked at her disbelievingly and said, “I am not a perfectionist. NOTHING I do is ever perfect.” Her shocking response? “Exactly.” I was hit by a mental thunderbolt! Textbook perfectionism. Can you believe it took me this long to realize this about myself?

Here’s the nitty gritty that is resonating with me lately; when I don’t behave perfectly or I fall short of my own unrealistically high expectations, I am full of remorse, guilt, shame, and anger. And since I can never be perfect – because I am human- I am full of these terrible and self-defeating feelings all the time. Talk about a vicious cycle!

How to break out of this loop? By living my real life, but not getting dragged down in the mundane mediocrity of everyday tasks. By being aware of what’s happening when it is happening and adjusting my expectations. To keep the cycle broken, I must stay connected to the Lord and tap into His power rather than my own.   It’s a work in progress as I daily struggle with my stubborn flesh. My well of love, peace, and  patience gets drained in the first half hour  I am awake. But if I tap into the aquifer that is  the Holy Spirit, I have enough to fill my cup and my family’s  until they spill over.

I struggle with wanting to be perfect and to record my life with Piper in a beautiful and meaningful way. Consequently, much of the time I don’t do anything because I can’t do it all perfectly. I read a silly quote today – it was actually referring to veganisim- but it works for me on many levels. “Don’t do nothing because you can’t do everything. Do something. Anything!”  This rings true for me (and also it sounds rather Dr. Suess-like.  Bonus!)

So here we are. I am not doing a perfect blog post. I am not living a perfect life. I am certainly not a perfect mom. But I am trying to do something. I’m loving on Piper, I’m striving to meet my deadlines at work. I am biting off small bites of projects and being satisfied when I can mark anything off my “want to do” list. I’m listening to Micah and editing his papers. A few things are getting done. Anything is better than nothing.

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Living the Dream

This was practically the mom-est thing I could be doing. Well, I could have been actually giving birth….that ranks pretty high. But I was exchanging some t-ball pants on the way to an OBGYN appointment. As I waited in line clutching the last pair of youth XS gray polyester pants, I had a mental flash back to my teenage self, waiting in a paper gown for my first pelvic exam. It was horrifying, but had I imagined my life now, I probably would have been equally dismayed. Surely there were bigger and better things in store for me than being just someone’s mom. You don’t even get to keep your own name! You are just forever known as “Piper’s mom” (or alternatively the room mom, team mom, special helper mom, snack mom, or volunteer coordinator mom.)

 

Fast forward to later that day and I am on my back wearing only a purple hospital gown and my own pink socks. In this pastel color scheme, sitting on an exam table surrounded by medical equipment emblazoned with drug logos, I feel like I could be in a feminine hygiene commercial. “I always wear Adora-Sorbant brand panty liners- just because I pee when I sneeze now, doesn’t mean I don’t have a sense of style!” {Cue frozen smile to camera left}

 

Back to the socks; you fellow women’s clinic warriors know the importance of your own socks. They are almost literally your last scrap of warmth, comfort, and dignity during an exam or procedure. “Vaginal ultrasounds are the worst!” I think as I wince and try to practice mindful breathing to help me relax and ignore the pain. “It’s almost insulting that they hang a bird mobile over the table. I am 30! Not three years old!” I glare at the spinning birds and scoff at the idea of this being considered art. I hear the nurse. “Hmm…..you may feel some pressure….let me know if this is too uncomfortable.” I’m grimacing and breathe out a puff of air as a series of mild contractions start and then stop. I sigh.

“Pix or it didn’t happen!”

The diagnosis? A boggy uterus. I’ve never been boggy before… flaky, sure… but never boggy.

In another room my husband joins me and I smile tensely as he sits down. The doctor will see us soon. My mind is spinning; so many questions are swirling in my mind I can barely focus on one thing at a time. I try multiple times to start a discussion with Micah about future babies. “Will your life be incomplete without a son? If you talk me into one more kid, what’s to keep us from irresponsibility having dozens more?! Should I quit my job and think of nothing else but how I can serve my children?” I’m kinda freaking out and definitely feeling awkward in my cloth gown. I look over at Micah for support, imagining he’ll pat me comfortingly or say “I want to do what makes YOU happy….” But his eyes are closed. Hmmm….I eyeball him for a minute. His head slowly leans into his hand. “Is he asleep?” I think confusedly, “Of course not. I am naked, cold, and waiting for a man to come poke me in the vagina with a piece of metal and ask us about one of the biggest decisions our entire lives. I’m so keyed up that I woke up two hours early this morning. He can NOT be asleep.”

 

I continue watching as his head and hand tilt slightly forward and his mouth opens a bit. I fix a hard stare on him while shifting my butt on the crinkly exam table paper. He doesn’t even twitch. My left eye brow shoots to my hairline while my right one digs a permanent crease between my brows. I wiggle some more. Crinkle, crinKLE, CRINKLE!! Nary a flicker of his eyes. I let out an hearty  bird mobile-rustling sigh. I get nothin’  “Dammit to double HELL!” I think. “He’s asleep. ASLEEP! He’s waiting with me in the OBGYN’s office to hear about his beloved wife enduring extreme pain and to talk about fathering a child he will be responsible for for the rest of his entire life and HE.   FALLS.   ASLEEP.   WELL! I guess he isn’t worried about me. He better be worried about himself, now that I think about it, he might not GET the chance to father another child!”

 

I straighten up and smile as the doctor comes in. There’s a muffled half-snort as Micah wakes up and looks around slightly disoriented. The doctor and I begin talking over the options while I go on pretending Micah is no husband of mine, but just happened to wander in somehow.

 

Long story short (well, at least shorter), my doctor recommends moving up my pregnancy timeline and then having a hysterectomy. After everything is done, we exit through the waiting room, moving aside for more than a couple of baby bumps. I catch a glimpse of a dimpled arm snuggled around a new mom’s neck as she signs in. A blue-eyed man gently pats the knee of his pregnant wife; the diamond in her ring glints as she pushes back dark glossy hair and smiles at him.  I eye another gal’s hard belly and shiny coral pedicure and think, “She’s ready for her baby to come. She got her toes done.”

 

Micah and I hug in the parking lot. All is forgiven… I’m afraid and I need his support. I think I have more questions now than before we met with the doctor. Probably more than anything in my life, I feel that pregnancy timing is determined by God. My surprise birth control baby, Piper, is a testament to that. I don’t know if I will ever be brave enough, or just not afraid enough, to officially start trying to conceive. It seems so frightening. Not having a second baby would definitely be the safest and easiest option. But I don’t want to have any regrets at 75…honestly I feel like our family isn’t complete. But how do you know when you cross the magical line that divides carefree spontaneity and thoughtless, reckless actions? On the other hand, just because something is a challenge to me doesn’t mean I have to rise to it. It’s scary to think about either way.

 

How can I stand to be pregnant again and to puke at work and puke in the car and pee on the floor? How can I stand to never again have that singular intimacy that comes from “flesh of my flesh and bone of my bone” putting a tiny hand to my face when we’re alone in the night? What if I get pregnant and then just miscarry? What if there is something wrong with the baby? What if I have twins? What if I can’t carry the baby? What if? What if? What if?

 

I’m praying for direction; clear and specific direction. I am thinking of laying out a fleece. I’m praying, I’m thinking, I’m praying, I’m worrying, I’m praying, I’m praying, I’m praying…..

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I never thought it would happen to me

I resisted the idea of being a mom for many reasons; poop, snot, the alien pod-like idea of growing another being inside you, etc.  But I never worried about mom jeans because I planned to be a cool mom. I had a great example in my mom, even though I did spend most of my teenage years making her life almost unbearable.  She was always very fashion forward, even in her agony. For example, we shared a pair of lace up leather boots when I was in middle school and I have photographic evidence of her rocking many facets of the big hair that defined the 80s and 90s.  So you can imagine my surprise this morning when I realized I was wearing mom jeans. My mom doesn’t even wear mom jeans. And since I was at work, I couldn’t even change clothes.

I am sure you are frightened and worried that someone as cool as me (example 1: hipster glasses, example 2: I know what steampunk is) is wearing ill-fitting jeans. “But Kate”, you are saying, “how did this happen? Is it catching? And most importantly, why should I care?” You should care, my fellow moms, because it can happen to you. Let me guide you through the inevitable slide (or wiggle as it were) into mom jeans.

Step 1: Early pregnancy: “yeah, but I am not going to let myself go just because I am pregnant. I mean my jeans still look great, I’ll just wear a belly band and regular clothes.”

Step 2: Mid pregnancy: “Wow-these stretchy maternity panel jeans feel awesome. They are like yoga pants with jean legs! I’ll take two pairs; they’ll look great with tunics, right?”

Step 3: Late pregnancy: I can’t leave the house because I refuse to wear pants anymore. “Do you think I can snag some of those gowns from my OBs office at my next visit? Dr. Marks always makes me feel like I look beautiful in them.”

Step 4: Post birth: Still no pants, now no shirt from constant nursing and pumping. “You guys are lucky I have on underwear. Yes, they are my husband’s briefs. He’s just lucky I am letting him live.”

Step 5: Six week check-up: Terrified by the thought of a metal zipper being near my c-section incision, I gratefully slip into those stretchy maternity jeans. Strangely, they still fit quite well- no worries, “breast-feeding is even harder than being pregnant, so it has to burn like a million calories, right?”

Step 6: Night before one year birthday party: “Oh my freakin’ God! I cannot wear my maternity jeans to the party tomorrow!” I try on every pair of pants in my closet, most only make it to my upper thighs, I few pairs come within 3 to 4 inches of zipping. It’s 10 pm and no cool stores are open. I decide that K-mart is better than Wal-Mart (Jacqueline Smith!) and head to the jeans section. If a dark wash is slimming then black will be even better, right? I buy two sizes up from my pre-pregnancy size in the cheapest style available (no way am I paying any extra money for something this depressing) and head to the check out. I try them on at home; they fit on my body and are mostly comfortable. Done and done.

So I have been wearing these black denim mom jeans for a while now. How did I just realize that they look terrible? I have stopped looking at myself in the mirror. I look at my hair, or my teeth, a pimple, or a weird-shaped bruise on my butt that I don’t remember getting. But looking at my whole body in the mirror- post marriage, post baby, post 28? No thanks.

Today when leaving the toilet stall, I caught a glimpse of my mom jeaned butt in the mirror as I was leaving the restroom. Yikes- is that me!? Maybe I need to go one of those make over shows. Like the ones that say, “Let’s have a Mom-versation, ladies. You need to take make time for yourself. Have a mom playdate at the spa!” Sounds like fun, but  I have spent all my money buying clothes for Piper.  Seriously, if you have seen her in a pair of sparkly pink jeggings with a leopard print top, you know it was worth every penny.

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